PANTS.

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planetvalium:

A gathering of pregnant men.

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moonupabove:

askinnyblackman:

elloelen:

theprettygoodgatsby:

piffsburg:

Females: I want equal rights.
Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female.

Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit

Even if they throw the first punch?

how about no one hits anyone because hitting people is wrong

#god damn we learned this shit in like kindergarten

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Reblog if you’re a girl that likes any of the following:

gallifreyan-pizza:

• X-Men
• Avengers (that includes any of the individual characters movies)
• Batman
• Star Trek 
• Star Wars
• And pretty much anything that’s action or targeted to guys

A guy friend of mine today said it was weird that my friend had all the X-Men movies because she was a girl. Needless to say we almost threw him out of the car. So I would like to prove to him that just because we have vagina’s that doesn’t impair us from enjoying an action film.

Women of tumblr please back me up.

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midnightlightning:

godshideouscreation:

r-omii:

theblackship:

Ke$ha’s real voice

Living proof that Hollywood kills talent.

WHY DAFUQ WOULD SHE HIDE THIS FROM US?

The number of notes doh.

WOW

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jonahray:

Click the pic to see me talk about the time Lars Ulrich downloaded music illegally.

Also, watch the rest of the set this friday on COMEDY CENTRAL’S THE HALF HOUR!

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avengerstimebitches:

foxnewsofficial:

cock-and-coke-is-my-white-rabbit:

spookyroomba:

foxnewsofficial:

what does tumblr even mean

tumblr means family. and family means nobody gets left behind.

that’s actually kind of touching. 

it’s actually kind of gay

that’s also what tumblr means

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catversushuman:

This will be a mini-series, I think. Well, depending on how the story progresses.

This sounds like the plot from catwoman, but more interesting.

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Brown Butter Chocolate Chip Cookie Skillet (“Pizookie”)

damndelicious:

When it comes to my cooking, Jason doesn’t make a lot of requests. He usually eats all the “blog food” and has never complained about it. If anything, he’s raving about it, even though it involves his least favorite foods - like quinoa and whole wheat. Yeah, he’s a keeper.

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2pmerka:

wowshutup:

THIS IS MY FUCKING FAVORITE OF ALL TIME

DSGSDGDSGSGDSG LOL

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